Don't Think of a Pink Elephant
Fanny = vagina. I knew that! I, uh, forgot that. Now I'm confused. No I'm not. I changed it. Yes, well then. No more hermaphroditic peacocks now. Not that that's a bad thing. It'd be good for Omegaverse certainly. Or Loki. I don't even know any more…. How are you, she shouts questioningly!

I’m good thanks, she yells back. Given that peacocks have cock in their name, they definitely shouldn’t be hermaphroditic.

How are you doing? Is uni going well? I’m hoping to be able to pop down to London for a day or two in May. Do you fancy meeting up?

valkyriesvagina:

Oh god what have I done!?

Kitty has angered Cthulu!

valkyriesvagina:

Oh god what have I done!?

Kitty has angered Cthulu!

protowilson:

neener-nina:

isssecosplay:

chairhiro:

handsomejackass:

do-you-have-a-flag:

fav person of the day

because actually helping people with cosplay emergencies!

literally the most important man at supanova this year

he gave me double sided tape

what a good human being

petition to have a designated Captain Patch-It at all cons from now on.

A real life hero :D

HE HAS A FACEBOOK NOW

Good man.

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

enerjax:

Fix the shit, Sherlock„ fix it.

enerjax:

Fix the shit, Sherlock„ fix it.

I've been following your story The Blue Prince for a while now, as I quite enjoyed it, but noticed the recent lack of updates, so I'm wondering if the story is still alive or on hiatus?

It’s still alive, I promise. I’ve had a tough few months with work and other writing committments, so I’ve been neglecting my original fiction and my Sherlock stuff. I aim to get back to posting things regularly soon though. Thanks for being patient :)

Yay!

Yay!

Flatmate Search Powers — Activate!

atlinmerrick:

My six month let is coming to a close here in London’s west neighbourhood. Anyone know of anyone searching for a wild-haired, porn-writing, willing-to-walk-dogs-and-cats flatmate?

I will buy you a rainbow-maned unicorn for any leads! Thank you.

veggiezombiex:

Scotland is up next!

Yay!

Sandi Toksvig is wonderful in any context, but this is extra special.

Tiny purple cat what I made :)

Tiny purple cat what I made :)